The Collapse of DJT, TSLA, and Crypto Politics
The phrase “tail wags the dog” has historically been used to describe situations where a smaller or less significant part of a system exerts control over the whole. In the modern era, it finds a strikingly apt reimagining in the form of “tail wags the DOGE”βa critique of how speculative and absurd elements have come to dominate significant systems, with dire consequences. From Donald Trump’s political brand and Elon Musk’s Tesla empire to the volatile cryptocurrency Dogecoin (DOGE), the collapse of these interconnected forces signals the unsustainability of systems built on spectacle rather than substance.
DOGE and Government: A Troubling Entanglement

The hypothetical “DOGE” government department raised eyebrows for its link to a meme cryptocurrency. It also carried deeper implications. Moreover, DOGEβs reported ties to Donald Trumpβs family, through World Liberty Financial, blur the line between personal financial interests and public governance. Consequently, such entanglements raise serious concerns about the blending of unserious financial tools with the legitimacy of governmental systems.
Therefore, this entanglement epitomizes “the tail wagging the DOGE”: a cryptocurrency born as a joke comes to dominate not just financial speculation but even the narratives around governance and political power.
The Perfect Storm of Declines

The decline of DJT, DOGE, and TSLA within months of each other underscores their shared reliance on hype-driven ecosystems. Each entityβs collapse reflects a larger unraveling of systems dependent on public perception rather than inherent value.
- Donald Trump (DJT): Since October 29, Trumpβs public standing and influence have dropped by 33%. His alienation of major factions within his base and his ties to speculative phenomena like DOGE have undercut his broader appeal, destabilizing his political machinery.
- Dogecoin (DOGE): Down 28% since December 8, DOGE’s decline mirrors the waning influence of the figures who propped it up. Once a playful meme, it became a serious financial tool tied to speculative hype, particularly under Elon Muskβs influence.
- Tesla (TSLA): Falling 20% since December 17, Tesla is grappling with a crisis of confidence. Elon Muskβs pivot to promoting cryptocurrencies like DOGE and PEPE, while the Cybertruck faces public and symbolic meltdowns, reflects a company losing focus and credibility.
The 1997 Film Wag the Dog Is A Blueprint for Distraction
The phrase “wag the dog” gained renewed prominence with the release of the 1997 satirical film Wag the Dog, directed by Barry Levinson and starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro. The film explores how political operatives fabricate a fictional war to distract the public from a scandal threatening a sitting U.S. president. Its dark humor underscores the unsettling reality of how media narratives can be manipulated to divert attention from more significant issues, particularly when political power is at risk.
In the film, the phrase reflects a reversal of power dynamics. Instead of the government leading the media, the media shapes public perception, essentially “wagging” the government. This concept resonates in todayβs political climate. Leaders like Donald Trump and Joe Biden have been accused of using minor or exaggerated events to divert attention from struggling domestic or foreign policies.
Trump, Biden, and the Modern Application of Wag the Dog

Both Donald Trump and Joe Biden have demonstrated a tendency to shift public attention toward carefully constructed narratives when their administrations face crises.
Donald Trumpβs Playbook
Trumpβs presidency was marked by a mastery of media distraction. Trump often used tactics like Twitter storms, high-profile feuds, or cryptic announcements to bury unfavorable headlines or shield his administration. He had a knack for shifting public focus away from controversies abroad. Examples include failures in Middle Eastern peace talks or the botched withdrawal from Syria. These strategies closely mirror those portrayed in Wag the Dog.
The hypothetical “DOGE” department can be seen as a deliberate distraction. Specifically, it served as a symbolic appeal to populist and internet-savvy audiences. As a result, this move effectively shifted attention away from more pressing issues, such as Trumpβs familyβs financial ties or his declining political influence.
Bidenβs Distraction Tactics
President Joe Biden has faced criticism for using similar tactics. The U.S. is dealing with complex foreign issues, like the conflict in Ukraine and strained relations with China. To distract from these struggles, his administration has often highlighted domestic wins or symbolic gestures. These include major legislation announcements or cultural events to shift attention from military or foreign policy missteps.
Both leadersβ tactics show the Wag the Dog principle in action. When military operations or policies fail, the focus shifts to easier narratives. These could include a meme coin department or domestic optics, all aimed at controlling public perception.
Muskβs PEPE Pivot Is A Desperate Strategy Isn’t Working Anymore


Elon Muskβs recent embrace of PEPE, another meme cryptocurrency, highlights his reliance on speculative financial tactics as Teslaβs value craters. Muskβs once-untouchable reputation is now closely tied to unstable cryptocurrencies and a broader collapse of trust. The irony is striking: the self-styled innovator is now promoting memes to stabilize his empire.
The Role of The Compromise Mandate To Stop The Damage of DOGE

The “Compromise Mandate“ offers a chance to restore balance, ensuring DOGE and similar speculative phenomena are kept out of government operations. If the mandate succeeds, DOGE could retreat to its origins as a mere meme coin, defusing its outsized influence on political and financial systems.
If Donald Trumpβs election is ratified by the House on January 6, DOGE may quietly remain tied to these entanglements. However, Tesla’s future seems clear. Without drastic accountability measures, like potential securities fraud charges against Musk, Tesla could collapse within 2β3 years. This would likely lead to its acquisition by a major U.S. automaker.
Putting Down Donald Trumpβs Pet DOGE Is Integral For National Integrity

The simultaneous collapse of DJT, DOGE, and TSLA reveals the unsustainability of systems built on hype and spectacle. The “tail” has wagged the “DOGE” for far too long, with damaging consequences for those entangled in its influence. The Compromise Mandate represents a critical opportunity to sever these ties and prevent the cycle from repeating itself.
As these forces crumble, we face a choice. We can learn from this moment and strengthen systems built on substance. Or, we can risk seeing the tail wag the next dogβor DOGEβuntil everything unravels again.