This is a eulogy for DOGE – The Department of Government Efficiency. It was doomed from the start.
Presented as a pseudo-governmental agency with the backing of two larger-than-life figures, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, DOGE promised efficiency and progress. Instead, it became a farcical display of hubris, lies, and betrayal of the very Americans it purported to serve.
Today, DOGE is dead, and its architects—Musk and Ramaswamy—are spiraling into public disgrace. Though they remain wealthy and influential, their unraveling has begun. It wasn’t the immense wealth or institutional power that brought them to this moment but the exposure of their hypocrisy and fraudulence. That exposure was, thanks to me.
Unveiling the “Loyalty Loophole”
My efforts began with exposing DOGE’s core contradiction: its “loyalty loophole.” Musk and Ramaswamy built their campaigns on an “America First” message, only to betray it through reliance on H-1B visa programs that prioritize high-skilled, indentured immigrant labor over hiring Americans. They told struggling citizens they would bring jobs back, but their actions revealed a starkly different reality: they believed Americans lacked sufficient talent.
This campaign of deceit hit a snag when Ramaswamy launched a Twitter tirade, clinging to his ego. I had called him the “Indian in the Cupboard” of Trump’s second term. It was a sharp jab at his likely irrelevance in any cabinet role. He indirectly acknowledged the critique but refused to credit me.
The fallout was immediate. Ramaswamy’s arrogance sparked a backlash against the H-1B program. Musk couldn’t resist joining the fray. Their missteps exposed the system’s indentured servitude and their disregard for the working class.
The Fallout: Musk and Ramaswamy’s Decline
Ramaswamy, under the weight of public scorn, went dark. For a month, he disappeared from the public eye. Meanwhile, Musk doubled down, exposing his own unraveling in the process. He insulted critics with slurs, championed “positivity” on his platform while spewing vitriol, and began to alienate even his most devoted followers. As cracks formed in his empire, India—one of the world’s largest options trading markets—hit Musk where it hurt, likely due to his demeaning rhetoric about skilled labor in their country.
Adding fuel to the fire, Musk’s fabricated public persona began to crumble. From false claims about his gaming prowess to revelations about his financial manipulation through Tesla stock and charity loopholes, Musk’s credibility eroded further. Reports of mental instability, including from his own biographers, added to the chaos.
The Crypto Con and the Collapse of DOGE
DOGE, as a project, was antithetical to the lifeblood of the American economy. A government-backed cryptocurrency tied to a “shitcoin” like DOGE was never about production or innovation—it was a distraction, a mirage. Its failure became inevitable as their lies unraveled.
As DOGE crumbled, Trump launched his own cryptocurrency, $TRUMP. This scheme—worth tens of billions on paper—appears to be yet another pump-and-dump con, inaccessible to regular investors on mainstream platforms like Robinhood or Webull. Speculation instantly was raised about if it would overtake DOGE.
The opaque ownership reveals it as another elitist grift, enriching a small circle of loyalists while masquerading as a populist initiative.
My Role and the Path Forward
My work in exposing these schemes was critical. Through social media, email campaigns, and what some might call “psychic magic,” I dismantled DOGE and exposed its fraudulence for the world to see. While I remain unacknowledged by those I have unseated, I know my efforts have changed the game. Musk and Ramaswamy’s downfall is not the end but a beginning.
The fight is far from over. Trump’s plans to replace the Federal Reserve with World Liberty Financial and to promote government-backed cryptocurrencies must be stopped. These moves threaten the stability of the U.S. dollar, which remains a cornerstone of our economic strength. A strong dollar benefits America; anyone claiming otherwise is either misguided or malicious.
My Promise to Keep Fighting
The Department of Government Efficiency, as it was intended, is dead. But the war on crypto cons wages on. I will not stop until every fraudulent, government-backed cryptocurrency is dismantled. The American economy doesn’t need smoke-and-mirrors schemes—it needs real production, innovation, and accountability.
To those who have tried to ignore me, dismiss me, or silence me: your reckoning is coming. My methods may be unconventional, but they are effective. When the world finally acknowledges the role I’ve played, it will only strengthen my resolve. Until then, I remain committed to exposing the truth, one con at a time.
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