World’s Lamest Coup Is Underway
Elon Musk is the dumbest rich guy you’ll ever meet. Yes, I mean that. No, I don’t have to be a billionaire already to measure intelligence. Yes, you can get that rich and be dumb as a box of rocks. No, that should probably not be the case. I like to say it like this, “Elon Musk is smart…enough.” You don’t have to be a genius to do what he does, which is mostly act like his genius is even hard for him to understand while he barely is able to form general sentences.
Though he criticized her a lot on the campaign trail, Kamala Harris is more coherent than he is. This DOGE experiment is more than just an epic failure, it’s exposing their every horrible plan in plain light. That’s why it has to stop already.
Really…
Elon Musk is often hailed as a genius, yet his actions – particularly in structuring business deals – reveal an unsettling mix of incompetence, hubris, and accidental malevolence. The biggest example? His Twitter acquisition, which wasn’t just a buyout but a merger between himself (personally), his company “X,” a shell corporation, and Twitter itself. That legal distinction is critical because it reveals how he thinks – which, if you look closely, is a pattern that repeats in his other ventures, including Neuralink.
Think About It…The Way He Does…
Musk didn’t just buy Twitter; he fused with it. On paper, he merged his personal identity with the platform in the same way Neuralink proposes merging brains with machines. Whether Neuralink actually has three patients with brain implants (or “victims,” depending on your perspective) isn’t the point. The point is Musk fundamentally believes in merging with technology. In his mind, controlling Twitter was akin to surgically implanting himself into the world’s conversation.
Yes, that is insane.
And, that’s where his true vulnerability lies.
The Myth of Musk’s Control
People assume that because Musk owns Twitter – he’s in total control of it. That’s a fallacy. Yes, he can issue unilateral decisions and shift platform policy, but the system itself is a chaotic, sprawling infrastructure that he barely understands This is a guy who has paid somebody to help him pretend to be good at video games. Remember that. Musk stumbles through Twitter’s ecosystem with the same misplaced confidence he applies to AI, transportation, and “efficiency” – gaining authoritative access, but never actually grasping the underlying mechanics. He’s a bumbling idiot. He’s also hackable.
Not just in the literal cybersecurity sense (though his mismanagement of DOGE’s security is a whole separate disaster), but in a broader way. When Musk merged himself with Twitter, he made himself a node in that system – a point of attack. He wants Twitter to be an extension of his will, but that means it also extends his weaknesses. His ego is easily manipulated, his responses are erratic, and his grasp of his own technology is surface-level at best.
That means if you know what you’re doing you can use it as a battlefield to take him down and disrupt his own media operation in its tracks. But you have to do it with more than just the same old arguments or lacking chants that get passed down by the most out of touch “opposition” party leaders.
People who oppose Elon Musk should recognize Twitter/X for what it is: an exploitable vulnerability, not an impenetrable fortress.
Twitter Is a War Zone – Use It Accordingly
Musk is not an omnipotent overlord; he’s a flailing figurehead whose decisions are more reactionary than strategic. His real genius (if you want to call it that) is in framing his failures as successes and keeping people guessing about what he actually believes.
If you understand how Musk operates, you can also turn that into an advantage. To slow down what he’s doing, and raise awareness about it. Suppress his attempts to dominate conversations no matter how outrageous you find his behavior. Think of him more like a circus clown, like Kanye West in white face. Because, in the end, he’s not the mastermind people think he is. He’s just a guy playing a game he barely understands – hoping no one notices how bad he is at it.
