MAGA Brain Wash – Deprogramming Soap No. 45/47

This beautiful brain wash is like something nobody’s ever seen before! It scrubs away feelings until only a select set of facts you can manipulate to your suited excuse of the day happens to be. Perfect as a gift for the estranged relatives you haven’t spoken to since 2016 – to help create some unity – because we all need each other right now!

“Make America Great Again” was not Trump’s phrase to begin with. He co-opted it and bastardized it beyond anything Clinton, Reagan, or any other former American President could have possibly ever imagined. It has been beaten like a dead horse so hard that “MAGA” barely means anything anymore. Funny enough, it’s often the Democrats who need to get this term out of their head more than Republicans.

This brain wash is bipartisan, and available for all who need it.

• 10.14 fl. oz. (300 ml)
• 98% natural origin of total
• Gentle, moisturizing formula
• Sweet, floral scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia

How to use: Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly (external use only). Avoid contact with eyes. We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.

Ingredients: Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Limonene**, Benzyl Salicylate**
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**From natural essential oils
98% Natural origin of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at http://COSMOS.ecocert.com

The full product ingredient list is also displayed on the sticker.