SKU: 67F69E3B4397A

WOKE Brain Wash – Artisan Soap For the Consciously Confused

$17.76

This cleansing wash is perfect for the “radical left lunatic” in your family who won’t shut up about saving the planet, going carbon neutral, and January 6th being the end of democracy as we know it. Nobody’s right about everything, but few are wrong about everything. Pay attention to your woke buddy, because they know some things. A lot of what they know is 100% verifiably false, but that doesn’t matter if all you want to feel is righteous indignation. Woke brain wash works best when applied liberally…

Also, reach out to your woke relatives – they’re probably losing their sh*t right now!

• 10.14 fl. oz. (300 ml)
• 98% natural origin of total
• Gentle, moisturizing formula
• Sweet, floral scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia

How to use: Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly (external use only). Avoid contact with eyes. We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.

Ingredients: Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Limonene**, Benzyl Salicylate**
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**From natural essential oils
98% Natural origin of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at http://COSMOS.ecocert.com

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